Really?
charlute:
Maybe if my boyfriend had a Facebook I would tag him in every status, comment on all him shit and post on his wall none stop… Nahhhhhh Maybe just the first one, every now And then.
Not to mention post tons of pictures of us kissing and laying in bed together because we are in love but instead of just basking in it and being happy with ourselves we have to make sure that all of our facebook friends know it.
And god help anyone in our social network if we are separated for over thirty minutes. I’ll post status after lonely status about how life isn’t worth living when my sweetie bugaboo pie butt baby face isn’t within arm’s reach. Because nobody else in the whole world matters.
But when he’s back within arm’s reach I’ll be sure to let you know by posting cute statuses about how I’m whole again, or maybe just post a status full of hearts, something along the lines of “BABY I LOVE U WAY 2 LEAVE UR FB UP LOL <3” from his page. That way you know we must have been together. How else could he have left it up? Duh, idiot. You would know that if you were in love like we are.
I’ll also complain really loudly whenever any sort of small bump in the road in my relationship comes up. But don’t think about offering me advice from your past experiences, because this is totally different and my love is unlike any other.
You may have noticed for a few hours yesterday me and my babyfacecakes were listed as “single”. Of course you noticed. I posted dozens of statuses about it. I was heartbroken. But it’s okay now. Don’t worry about me. We got back together, we worked through it. Because we understand each other. That’s what people in love do.
Now if you don’t mind I’m going to go listen to some top 40 tracks until I hear a lyric I can use as my current status that describes how I feel about my boyfriend.
~like i’m the only girl in the world~
