it’s great that you used an SAT word in your description of going to the mall with your friends and i’m sure everyone is proud of you for figuring out how synonyms work. it’s charming that you want your readers to think you just hang out and read classic novels in your off time but i’m sorry to say your thrilling narration of browsing halter tops at Wet Seal reads awkwardly and it’s pretty obvious that you don’t use these words in your daily vocabulary. now you look like some kind of scrub
Maybe if my boyfriend had a Facebook I would tag him in every status, comment on all him shit and post on his wall none stop… Nahhhhhh Maybe just the first one, every now And then.
Not to mention post tons of pictures of us kissing and laying in bed together because we are in love but instead of just basking in it and being happy with ourselves we have to make sure that all of our facebook friends know it.
And god help anyone in our social network if we are separated for over thirty minutes. I’ll post status after lonely status about how life isn’t worth living when my sweetie bugaboo pie butt baby face isn’t within arm’s reach. Because nobody else in the whole world matters.
But when he’s back within arm’s reach I’ll be sure to let you know by posting cute statuses about how I’m whole again, or maybe just post a status full of hearts, something along the lines of “BABY I LOVE U WAY 2 LEAVE UR FB UP LOL <3” from his page. That way you know we must have been together. How else could he have left it up? Duh, idiot. You would know that if you were in love like we are.
I’ll also complain really loudly whenever any sort of small bump in the road in my relationship comes up. But don’t think about offering me advice from your past experiences, because this is totally different and my love is unlike any other.
You may have noticed for a few hours yesterday me and my babyfacecakes were listed as “single”. Of course you noticed. I posted dozens of statuses about it. I was heartbroken. But it’s okay now. Don’t worry about me. We got back together, we worked through it. Because we understand each other. That’s what people in love do.
Now if you don’t mind I’m going to go listen to some top 40 tracks until I hear a lyric I can use as my current status that describes how I feel about my boyfriend.
~like i’m the only girl in the world~
this year i am thankful for…
my super cool dog
my super cool girlfriend
my super cool partners in crime
having super cool health insurance (even though it’s gone now, but i had it for a little while)
my super cool graduating highschool
i don’t know if i’m doing this right so i’ll stop now
- CJ: i sometimes get a slight feeling that they sent me off to school because i am annoying or unpleasant to be around
- CJ: but then i dismiss that but ):
- VNAP: and then you sit back in your chair, fold your hands on your lap and think
- VNAP: ~damn it feels good to be a gangsta~
- CJ: vicki
- VNAP: ya
- CJ: dont ever stop being you
- VNAP: ok ill do my best