Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)
hey i just found a boy i used to have a crush on on okcupid
not too long ago i ran into him and i waved, said hi
he looked down in a bad attempt to act like he didn’t see me
i don’t know what i do to make people so embarrassed to know me
god i hate lena dunham but i’ve had a dude say almost that exact line to me i can’t help but laugh at it
Salvador Dali - Bulgarian Child Eating a Rat
some dude sent me an okcupid message like ‘hey whats up’ so i responded and asked him how he was doing
and he says he’s stuck in some nowhere town, and asks if i’ll give him a ride.
like, i know i’ve given random people rides to/from odd places. i don’t mind it. i have a car, i have time. i’ve given craigslist people rides, i’ve given internet friends rides, i’ve given rides from tumblr even.
but who asks for a ride on okcupid
Case For Sunscreen of the Day: This man is 69 years old.
He drove a truck for 28 years.
The premature aging from sun damage to the left side of his face is extensive enough to warrant a feature in the New England Journal of Medicine.
Trucker or not, don’t forget your sunscreen.
